Loss of Innocence

Aug 21st 2006 at 10:51 AM

Sometimes, we just have to make our own mistakes. There's just no talking us out of it.

I'm putting my hand into that fire. You can't stop me.
I haven't done it yet, this may be my last LiveJournal post before the experience. I may be a different man: sullen, empty, disillusioned the next time you hear from me.

I've never seen a Uwe Boll flick.
But how can I resist a hot scantily-clad nazi-fighting vampire? Billy Zane, Michelle Rodriguez, Sir Ben Kingsley and Meat Loaf all signed on. Am I better than them?

No!
Who am I to cast aspersions? I'll believe! If the SciFi channel can succeed by making silly B movies without shame, I'll give this movie a chance. It can't be that bad.

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halophoenix on Aug 21st 2006 at 6:11 PM

YES. YES IT CAN. Don't do it, man. Uwe Boll is worse than all of our wildest nightmares, and trust me, after you see the "love" scene in that movie, you'll wish you'd never bothered to put the DVD in the player. :(

dblume on Aug 21st 2006 at 6:17 PM

But this is what NetFlix is for. It's essentially free! Just a movie in my queue. Two little hours. Hot nazi killing vampire action! (There are just so many ways to interpret that fragment, I had to leave it as is.) Leather. Vampire. Nazis. Guns. Bites. Must. See. Movie.

forestdweller on Aug 21st 2006 at 6:19 PM

No man! It's not worth it! Run now while you still have the chance!!!

dblume on Aug 21st 2006 at 7:40 PM

Never have Fox Mulder's words been more appropriate: I want to believe. It's the perfect movie recipe, what could go wrong? Anyway: You. When do we hear how you liked Snakes on a Plane? Were your expectations too high?

halophoenix on Aug 21st 2006 at 6:32 PM

::giggle:: Okay, okay, it just might not be THAT bad, but seriously, don't say I didn't warn you!

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