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I'm getting a fake tooth! I've been doing Google searches for "piezoelectric LED tooth" (with optical fibre routed to eyes), "piezoelectric beacon/transmission tooth", and "fake tooth with cyanide capsule" in it.  What kind of fake tooth should I get‽

Comments

Lori Pierce on Sep 26, 2013
You gotta get the one with the fiber routed to your eye!

David Blume on Sep 26, 2013
Right, because when I glare at you, if I bite down, then my eyes will start glowing!