Backup of David's Google+ Posts

"One of these days, you're going to wake up with a pen barrel stabbed into the side of your neck." - My wife's sweet nothing to me.

To be fair, she's a nurse and said it'd miss my carotid artery by a millimeter, and will have only been a warning shot.

Also, in my defense, she noticed the two slinky girls walking along the road, too.