"You need to do something about your drinking problem."
That's what my wife said to me today. She was dead serious, too. She's concerned about my heart because I sometimes take in almost 300mg caffeine per day.
"You need to cut back to three times a day."
I gave her a crazy look. What was she thinking? At worst I have a Starbucks drink in the morning and a diet coke during lunchtime. (OK, maybe one more coffee at night.) That's a max of three times a day.
She meant, "three coffees a week."
That's what my wife said to me today. She was dead serious, too. She's concerned about my heart because I sometimes take in almost 300mg caffeine per day.
"You need to cut back to three times a day."
I gave her a crazy look. What was she thinking? At worst I have a Starbucks drink in the morning and a diet coke during lunchtime. (OK, maybe one more coffee at night.) That's a max of three times a day.
She meant, "three coffees a week."
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